"boys won’t want you if you don’t shave"
joke’s on you boys already don’t want me
have you ever been kissed so passionately that you felt like you were in a daze and you couldn’t even move and you got all woozy
"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"
|—||Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via ahkep)|
Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall
sharp rocks at the bottom?
bring it on
would you like some cream cheese on your beagle
keep your cream cheese away from my dog
i like asking a question to someone even though i already know the answer just to see if the person will lie
Let’s be honest here, I would make such a shitty companion.
I picked joining Tumblr and staying active on here because:
- I’m not attractive enough to be a Youtuber
- Not popular enough for twitter
- Facebook is dumb
How has Cumberbatch not photobombed this yet?
STOP, YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART
She is the best human to grace this earth.